The Best Third Wheel in the World

The Best Third Wheel in the World


Hi, I’m Trevor. And I’m the best third wheel in the world. I third wheel my friends, my pets, heck, I third wheel my parents ever since I was born! Now I know what you’re thinking,
why would anyone WANT to be a third wheel? Being a third wheel SUCKS. But where others only see the drawbacks of being singled out,
I see the value of a truly kick ass third wheel “And I ROCK at it!”   Aww, don’t they look so cute today. But sometimes, selfies aren’t enough. I don’t just help them take a picture. “Landscape, Portrait, One for safety, Flash, No Flash, High angle, Full body, Touch-two! I’ll even pick the filter for you. Go with Mayfair.”   “Buy one get one free” deal making me feel left out?
Pshh As if! More like buy none get TWO free! Drink up~ go ahead. Sidewalk too narrow for 3 of us?
Every third wheel knows you have to walk a few steps behind. But I’m not every third wheel,
I’m the best third wheel in the world. I stand a whole block behind! “Y’all good up there?
Alright, Take a LEFT! okay?” Great   Wow, looks like these guys are going to need a designated driver. But I’m not complaining, I’m making the wine recommendations. “You’ll love this Chardonnay,
’97, excellent year.” Uh oh. Was that Pauline’s ex that just walked in?   This could totally ruin the night. But I don’t just break the tension…   I remove it. Shhh And while they both “go to the bathroom” to make up… I’m not awkwardly waiting, annoyed. I put up candles and David Choi back there.   “Don’t mind me~” “Oh yeah”   “Hey Drew’s mom, He’s…
busy right now, but he loves you and.. Has lately been thinking about
his relationship with you and wishes He could go track all the years
that he took you for granted And regrets not spending more time
with you when he was young and impressionable And now if there’s one thing that he could do to say sorry
and help you by being a better son ‘kay, good night. You’re welcome, Drew   Awkward cab ride forcing me to sit in the front alone? I don’t just sit with the cab driver. I AM the cab driver. Where to?   And finally, at the end of the night,
when everyone wants to get all cute and mushy. Usually this is the worst moment for all third wheels.
But not me. I don’t get uncomfortable. I get extremely comfortable.   So next time you feel ashamed about
being a third wheel, think about me. Before you complain,
consider how important your role is. I salute all those out there like me
who’s selfless sacrifices go overlooked, But, we know it’s ….   La Quinta Rueda!  

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  1. Thank you again. Your movies are so great that everytime I watch them I'm always so close to click "like" before I even see them over 😀

  2. I watched this when I was actually third wheeling my parents 😂😂 cause they didn't want me to be in the house alone for the whole night and I remember watching this while my parents were getting grossly flirty

  3. I flirt with my friends girlfriend to make become the worst third wheel therefore never having to become one in the first place

  4. My third wheel took out my girl after calling her sister on the first day I introduced them…!
    Yea that sucks !!!
    But I was the best third wheel to all my friends!! Guess was born to be a third wheel!

  5. “So next time you feel ashamed about being a third wheel, think about me. Before you complain, remember how much more pitiful I am than you”

  6. hello, thanks – this one was a friend that wore the wrong color. he meant to tell his bf's gf – hey, do you like me? but the friend (bf) ignored his friend the whole time. …thinking how come he's not normal today. …this is the part the extra friend meant to speak and show you're my new friend too. next time don't recommend wine – that's smarty friend move. compliment the earrings. and the color of your button down is worth it. elle from backseat of Yamaha

  7. Im rooting for a short abt 3rd and 5th wheel falling in love 😂 and they getting support from couples to realize they need to make moves

  8. I hate being a third wheel 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 really it's so bad 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  9. This is so me lol. It gets depressing that my friends are always the ones getting pussy (even though I look way better) but hey, what can you do? Alas, these great genetics will die off & all the bad boys will procreate. Ah well.

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