Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn’t Work For China

Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn’t Work For China


>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS A
STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND THE HOST OF MY FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT SHOW
IN CHINA, “IS IT TRUE?” PLEASE WELCOME, ALL THE WAY FROM
BEIJING, JOE WONG! ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO. HI, EVERYBODY. HELLO, PEOPLE UP THERE. HELLO. SO, I AM ACTUALLY AN AMERICAN
IMMIGRANT. AND THEY SAY THAT AMERICA IS A
COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS. SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU GUYS–
PLEASE, LEAVE MY COUNTRY. ( LAUGHTER )
I’M SERIOUS. WE HAVE A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY
RIGHT NOW. ( LAUGHTER )
I HEARD THAT ASIANS HAVE BECOME THE FASTEST GROWING IMMIGRANT
GROUP IN AMERICA, WHICH IS REALLY AMAZING BECAUSE MEXICANS
CAN CROSS THE RIVER AND COME HERE. AND I HAD TO FLY THOUSANDS OF
MILES TO MEXICO– ( LAUGHTER )
AND THEN CROSS THAT RIVER. TRUMP WANTS TO BUILD A WALL TO
STOP IMMIGRATION. I’M FROM CHINA. ( LAUGHTER )
SO I KNOW A LOT ABOUT WALLS. THEY DON’T WORK. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
AND SINCE IT’S LATER, IT’S JUST GOING TO BECOME A HUGE TOURIST
ATTRACTION. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT I DO RESPECT TRUMP, THOUGH, BECAUSE AFTER HE TOOK OFFICE,
THERE WAS THE K.K.K. MARCH, ANTI-K.K.K. MARCH, WOMEN’S
MARCH, ANTI-CHILD SEPARATION MARCH. AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AMERICANS
HATE EXERCISE. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) HE HAS CONTRIBUTED MORE TO
AMERICANS’ HEALTH THAN ALL OF THE Y.M.C.A.s COMBINED. ( LAUGHTER )
AND HE ALSO CONTRIBUTES TO THE HEALTH OF OTHER COUNTRIES,
BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, YOU HAVE SEEN HIS
PERFORMANCE AT THE U.N.? ( LAUGHTER )
HE KILLED. THEY WERE PROBABLY EVEN A BETTER
AUDIENCE THAN YOU GUYS ARE. ( LAUGHTER )
JUST KIDDING. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. MY SON WAS BORN AND RAISED IN
AMERICA. I REMEMBER ONE DAY HE CAME
HOME– HE CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL. THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS ABOUT FIVE
YEARS OLD. HE SAID TO ME, “HEY, DAD, I
LEARNED AMERICAN HISTORY TODAY.” I SAID, WOW, THAT’S GREAT.” HE SAID, “NOW I REALLY FEEL BAD
FOR BLACK PEOPLE.” I SAID, “YEAH, THEY’RE REALLY
MISTREATED IN AMERICAN HISTORY.” HE SAID, “YEAH, AND I’M SO GLAD
THAT I’M WHITE.” ( LAUGHTER )
I SAID, “HOLD ON. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE NOT WHITE.” HE SAID, “WHAT AM I?”
I SAID, “YOU’RE YELLOW.” THIS IS A TRUE STORY. HE TOOK A LOOK AT I HAD HAND. HE WAS LIKE, “DADDY, THIS
DOESN’T LOOK YELLOW TO ME.” I SAID, “YES, I KNOW, BUT THIS
IS AMERICA AND EVERYBODY HAS TO HAVE A COLOR, AND THAT’S THE
COLOR THEY GAVE US. YOU BETTER DEAL WITH IT.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT MY SON HAS A GOOD POWNT, THOUGH. NOBODY IN AMERICA, ESPECIALLY A
PERSON OF COLOR, IS EXACTLY THE COLOR THEY ARE ASSIGNED, YOU
KNOW. LIKE, THIS IS NOT EXACTLY
YELLOW. IT’S KIND OF BROWN. A BLACK PERSON IS NOT EXACTLY
BLACK. THEY’RE KIND OF BROWN. SO WE’RE PRETTY MUCH ALL
DIFFERENT SHADES OF MEXICANS. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
SO, WHITE PEOPLE, PLEASE DON’T FEEL LEFT OUT. I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON
WITH WHITE GUYS. FOR EXAMPLE, I HAVE AN ASIAN
WIFE. ( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT, THAT’S ABOUT MY TIME. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANKS. THANKS A LOT.>>Stephen: JOE WONG, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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  1. I wanted to see more Joe Wong after an much earlier show (where he actually made fun of the Liberals- "2 wrongs don't make a right, but 2 illegals make a legal"). Now that he's full blown anti Republican I will put him in my "got bought out by the Hollywood elitists" graveyard of comedians who lost their edge and whom I never give a second thought.

  2. sorry for my bad English, but why he said lefter is the best medicine at 02:34? I don't get the humor point on this

  3. If the walls not working why the house 🏡 have walls around? People talking walls not work are dishonest arrogant idiots super morons not doubt about real morons 🤷🏿‍♀️😂😂😂

  4. I stopped listening to him and started playing with my dingeling instead….No seriously……..sighs…Stephen just be funny dont hire dry comedians to bring laughter to your show……I lauugh at your jokes. Lets not bring in foreigners to contribute to bad laughter…….Sighs…Just stick to your awesome jokes dude. Plssss

  5. We are all different shades of brownnn basically. When the aliens come from outer space that's what they'll see.

  6. So stupid. A lot of people have a pretty low IQ on the left but hopefully looking around the room they are in will help them understand how walls work. Perhaps talking with an architect or construction worker would help to figure out how walls currently keep you safe. To a useful idiot/ progressive they might as well tear down prison walls becuase they are completely useless in containing criminals. The lack of logic and reason is so incredible one wonders how these 'paid for degreed' people function. Oh, btw it also worked for East/West Germany and currently for Israel.

  7. I think Colbert is on to something here. Before emperor Chin came to power, China was a shit hole. What did emperor Chin do? He unified the country, drained the swamp near Vietnam and build a wall to keep away the illegal immigrants. Now the Chinese love emperor Chin for it!

  8. And who the fuck is Joe Wong?? Ah, same moron like this Colbert! There is no limit to Colbert's moronity, alas…

  9. Wong is wong. China's wall was built for a reason. And that reason was a valid one. And since China still exists as a country it's clear the wall did some good. Why is he in our faces to begin with – who put him there ? Was it a country beginning with the letter C ?

  10. GO VISIT THE BORDER…..THE WALL IS BEING BUILT……
    NO NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT……
    WORK ON HEALING YOUR DERANGEMENT SYNDROME….
    and tell Colbert to put his red clown nose back on………
    We have moved on the immigration reform…..
    any positive input ………….
    MAGA Trump

  11. A wall does work in Israel keeping the Palestinians away. China at the present time is succeeding keeping immigrants away by the way still with a wall , military, and technology. China has also build military bases on Islands to keep foreigners away.

  12. SO WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A STUPID ASIAN (JOE WONG ) WHO IS DEFICIENT IN MATH OF ALL THINGS. This guy is a jerk by any standards. there are 2.7 million kids in the US separated from their parents who are in prison. thousands more separated from their parents in foster homes. Every white, black, brown American Citizen arrested for any alleged crime this month, this year will be put in jail and separated from their kids. In comparison to American kids separated from their parents, there has been a tiny fraction of kids, (much less than 2.7 million American citizen children) brought into the US from illegal persons who have been separated from their parents. On top of that Obama started this practice. And Obama rammed almost 3 million illegals and deported them over his 8 years. Obama deported and average of SEVEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND ELEVEN ILLEGALS WEEKLY FOR 8 YEARS . SO WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A STUPID ASIAN WHO IS DEFICIENT IN MATH OF ALL THINGS.

  13. For "white" should have come with "Creamy", and then it would be, "we're actually all Mexican's"… I'm "creamy" or "Roasty" in the summer season and so aren't we all?

  14. chinese historians gonna hate that statement. why he gotta lie tho. the great wall did help them become the nation they are today.

  15. Brown seems to be the most common colour of Americans. Just wait ´til the White Supremacists take their (still secret) Party shirts on.

  16. oh theres so many poc in color……in concentration camps in the far west…….asians hate poc more than the whites do…..

  17. White people were technically the first immigrants, the difference between them and the rest of us was that they took America by force while we just came in by paying a boat ride or plane ride. A lot were even shipped as slaves

  18. That's why I love vultures that lack the word to describe races. Like in my culture, you are either mzungu or mwafrika.
    In sheng you are either mchinku, mzungu or mwafrika…….and that's it. The country you come from matters more than the race you were born with.
    One exception though, there is the stereotype that all Indians are singh……and are genetically predisposed to the curse of caste and bitterness that they transfer and mistreat anyone 'working' for them. So its assumed all the time that Indians are racist by biology.

  19. Funny thing about the wall, there is already about 700 miles of it that was built in previous administrations and the Border Patrol says it is their most effective means of stopping illegals from entering the US in those areas. Democrats approved the construction of those sections before, but now are appalled someone wants to finish what was started.

  20. Is that because China has a negative -1.33 Net migration rate? Meaning people are leaving (or tripping over themselves) to get out of China, not enter it.

  21. "I have an Asian Wife"

    Jesus Christ man!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯🙏🏿

    Wow

  22. But worked extremely well in Russia
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    Stupid liberals

  23. They're building it in the WRONG PLACE. I say, build up the Mason-Dixon line as far west as possible, 30 feet high, with dogs, military on both sides of the wall and electrify it for good measure.

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    多拍摄,多交流,早进步,稳提升。各位导演夏安,吉祥!收视长虹。
    24小时循环♻运转的群,因为你我她分别在不同的时空里,这种感觉很奇妙。留言沟通交流,互动平台。多提问,常进步。鼓励,努力,美麗,自立,粒粒皆辛苦。⛽

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  25. Building a wall to keep Illegals entering is Sovereignty.

    You are welcome to letting strangers stay in your home without background checks, of course.

    Good luck 🙂

  26. That Chinese guy didn't even study their history may be…. It works for China actually the wall saved them from the mongols barbarians…

  27. His Joke: What does the current US Supreme Court ruling have to do with Chinese immigrants coming to the US? Row versus Wade.

  28. HES FUNNY AND RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE TOLD HIS SON AND ITS REAL FUNNY HOW THE AUDIENCE DIDNT LAUGH WHEN HE SAID AMERICA ASSIGNS DIFFERENT COLORS THE AUDIENCE DID LAUGH WHEN HE SAID WE ALL LOOK LIKE MEXICANS 🤔🤔🤔 BUT HES RIGHT GOOD Job 👏

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