JAKE PAUL

JAKE PAUL


PewDiePie: Ahhhh! Okay, so I’ve been sick for a couple days. I’m still sick. Let’s see what has happened while I was gone. [reads on-screen] “U need to see jake paul’s music video, he dissed u” [Continues to read tweets aloud] Jake Paul dissed you~! “Holy sh!t Jake Paul roasting Pewdiepie” “Thats soooo lit (emojis)” [PewDiePie Screams] “U better watch out, team 10 is coming for you~ (emoji)” PewDiePie: NOO! [shaky breathing] Not JP, not JP. How bad is it? HOW? What did he say? WHAT DID HE SAY IN HIS VIDEO? JP: “5 Mil on YouTube in six months Never done before Passed all the competition, man, PewDiePie is next!” PewDiePie: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [lightly hits wall] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AGHHHH, this makes me so angry! I’m still sick, calm down Felix, ah that son of a bich. (Christia I bet he’s the one that poisoned me. Oh, I bet it was JP all along. That sleek son of a bich! [grunts] We haven’t watched this whole thing yet! We have to see the whole thing. First of all who the f*ck is JP? Who the f*ck Is Jake Paul? I don’t know. I ha- he has fun, okay. He eats food. He’s Dirk from Disney Channel! Okay so he’s a Disney Channel… One of these Disney Channel actors, that’s cool. Can’t be that bad. Let’s listen. JP: Ya. PewDiePie: Always appreciate a good “ya” at the beginning of a song, uh, for no reason. [chuckles] I’m going to- going to try not to pause
every- every millisecond of this song, but… JP: Ya. PewDiePie: That is a good “ya.” We have to appreciate that- [stuttering]
that’s- that’s a good– that’s a good “ya.” [music plays again] [indistinguishable audio watermark] PewDiePie: Is it the watermark? They didn’t buy that loop? PewDiePie: Like, you play some rap music right, that’s free… [different track] : “AudioJungle” See? AudioJungle. What the f*ck is it? [indistinguishable audio watermark] [Laughing] [AUDIOJUNGLE] PewDiePie: I’m glad, I’m glad we got the whole Disney Channel thing out of the way from the first fucking line. [Laughing] “Hey guys, in case you don’t know, “I’m on Disney Channel. “How can I say that in a way that make sense– “Uh, everyday bro, Disney Channel FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!” PewDiePie: He’s saying… that I’m not his competition because he said he passed all his competition which
basically puts me- Where does that put me, actually? PewDiePie: I’m really confused.
J– JP, you’re gonna have to [Stuttering]
re- re- re- re-it- iter- re-eter- itter -itur- ate? REITERATE it- [shakes hands aroound] F*ck, I got the shakes again. Goddamnit! J.P. You son of a b*tch! How DARE YOU?! How DARE you use my name in the video! HOW DARE YOU?!? PewDiePie: That- it may sound here like that his flow is all off, hey, it may s- it may sound completely
terrible. But really here, what JP is doing is a new form of rapping,
it’s meant to sound like shit. PewDiePie: [tries to wrap like JP] “Yeah I’m talking about you, you begging for attention, is this how you rap, you
just say a bunch of words, and this sounds totally wack, and, uh– I swear I’m not
on crack and I– I just like to smack that booty back, yeah and I’m talking about
you.” PewDiePie: It’s absolutely incredible, this sort of rapping takes incredible
skills; it takes intellect, it takes talent, it takes years of grinding, years
of training, years of preparation, it takes talking sh!t on Twitter, it takes
all kinds of sh- it takes so much shit- [Pause] and- and- and- Jake Paul will know because he eats food. PewDiePie: I don’t understand what the f*ck is happening here, is he talking about his ex or some sh*t like that?
Please- please let that- okay, I mean, it’s- it’s genius! That’s what it is, it’s really–
did he make this just for this, is this why I’m reacting to this? Because he
argues with his girlfriend? [Chuckles] PewDiePie: Damn, damn, he goes– J– if JP breaks up with you, he goes hard- “And all the recordings too!” It is– that is lyrical– mind blast. There’s meaning behind every
syllable, every line… (Short pause) …Every facial expression tells an incredible story! PewDiePie: [Chuckle] “Oh, and by the way I just dropped some new merch!!!” [Sad pause] Oh, he b*tches about his girlfriend for like– for a couple lines and then, “Oh, by the way, got new
merch, it’s selling like a ‘god Church.'” PewDiePie: What is a god Church? Uhhhhh, it’s the church
with the God in it, what do you think? Oh, what are you stupid?
A “god Church,” you never heard one of those? It’s selling like a “god Church.” I love how they clearly got stuck here. “Hey, hey, okay,
alright we got– I dropped some new merch, how it’s selling like a– what rhymes with merch? Uhhhh, church, it’s selling like a CHURCH!!” PewDiePie: Legit like I wish
that illness killed me now, I- I’m not joking at all, I want to die, I want to I
want to be dead now, I don’t want to– I don’t want to, no, no– I don’t want it
anymore. PewDiePie: Did he get a tattoo of a d*ck on his leg? PewDiePie: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?! *small pause* WHAT IS–?! W H A T I S T H A T ? ! 𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓘𝓢 𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓝𝓖?!! PewDiePie: ..He’s absolutely perfect I’ve never seen a more beautiful man in my entire life.~ ENGLAND IS MY CITY! (???) [About to enter a fit of laugher] PewDiePie: Nooooo…..oooo England… ENGLAND [Moan] Ohhhhh! England is your city… O H N O Oh no- oh–
you’re retarded. [groan] Ughhhhhhh! Err– my cit- ci- city is the whole planet– england is my city PewDiePie: I like how he, uh, he’s so fat that he straight-up destroyed this jacket. Like, look how it’s
hanging by literally its last thread. PewDiePie: Okay, she’s gonna educate us. PewDiePie: Well, anyone that talks like that- I don’t want Them to educate me [Laughs] PewDiePie: “Let me educate ya and we ain’t talking 𝓑𝓞𝓞𝓚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I love most of all about JP is that– is besides all his success, he remains humble. Jake Paul: Yes they all copy me, but that’s some shitty clones PewDiePie: *burps* I think this song has killed me. (me too.) I wanna die more
than I’ve ever died before. Someone please- DON’T call an ambulance Let me just- -Never return. This is it guys, I’m- I- it’s been great, it’s been great. Let’s see what some other people thought about JP’s wonderful song– [Random British boy #1] I like how the lyrics are on screen, man. PewDiePie: oh, ah-oh tha-that’s always a plus in a rap song. [Random British boy #2] The lyrics just match like…. PewDiePie: The what? [#2] The lyrics just match like… [Then his brain stopped] PewDiePie: The lyrics just match WHAT?
You can’t just say that and then say nothing, please say
something else! “You are retard” PewDiePie: I think we all can draw some inspiration from that. Now excuse me while I’m going to kill myself– ah [YA] [crappy ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ instrumental] [Keemstar sighs]

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  1. Jake Paul's flow sounds like he sloppily freestyled it in the Lambo on the way to work one morning, recorded it, then listened back to it and didn't know what the hell he even said so he just had to come up with some new garbage.

  2. I never watched that video of Jake's and now I realized how many spelling mistakes there are. And I assume it was Jake and not auto sub by YouTube 🤦‍♀️

  3. Ok ok PewDiePie what are you doing like please guys if you support pewds please just tell him dont be Racist or make Racist jokes its not cool ok Pewds.

  4. Step 1. Go to YT Search

    Step 2. Search this keyword: Mimi Draw PewDiePie and Marzia

    Step 3. Enjoy!

    JAKE PAUL

    declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an

  5. JP: 5 million in 6 months, never done before…hey, all the competitions man, PewDiePie is next!
    PewDiePie: 20M in 6 months
    Also PewDiePie: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?!?

  6. I love how Felix doesn't have a clue who Jake Paul is and then just absolutely hates him with every living cell in his body👊😂

    I'm not being sarcastic

  7. "The U.S. would by shitty," you mean the country that literally came up with and popularized rap music..what you're doing right now..great line Nick, lyrical genius who stands by everything he said, including his favorite city, England :p

  8. Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO (talking about his 19 million )

    Felix : awwwww thats so cuteeee how bout 100 million b****.

    Jake Paul's weave has been snatched

  9. Jake paul:5 mil in 6 months
    Pewds: so cute i had 7 million subs in 1 day
    So good luck

    By the way bitch lasagna is better!!

  10. Jake Paul : says a line about poods and calls it a roast

    Pewds: Makes a 10 minute video actually roasting Jake Paul

  11. This is soooooo weird watching this in 2019. Felix looks so young here, with a mouthfull of swores. Sooo weird to hear him cuss lol.

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