How to be a Canadian Follow these steps and you too can be like us, eh? Step 1: Learn the different regions of Canada. Still working on the rigs? Naw, I got laid off If you don’t get to work you’re not coming to the bar you greasy bluenoser. There’s always next year. Dude, I got the munchies Can we get sushi? Aye, again I spilled the mustard on my favourite shirt.