(Dan laughing) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? *more babbling* Hey, I’m Grump! I’m Not So Grump! (Bolth) And we’re the Game Grumps I, uh, used to work at a Harley Davidson shop (Sarcastically) No way you worked at a Harley Davidson shop? Isn’t that crazy town? That’s cra- You’ve never told me that before Except for when we did before Yep, those were the days Uhh… When I was 23 I used to work at a Harley Davidson shop in Bloomfield, New Jersey -Mmhmm
-And um It was… It was cause my friend’s dad owned the Harley shop It wasn’t because I was fucking Captain Motorcycle (Arin doing a movie trailer voice) Captain Motorcycle! -Yeah!
-Arrives on the scene to give you quick and fuel-efficient transportation (Dan making revving noise with mouth) Hey, I’m Captain Motorcycle You girls go to high school or…? (Dan sniggering) (Arin doing a girl voice) I don’t really think that- (Revving noise gets louder) Captain Motorcycle can’t hear you cause he’s revving his engines I think this was more cool in like the ’80s and ’90s. Now it’s just kinda like Captain Motorcycle wears a lot of denim on denim Okay… (laughs) Cause he knows that’s what the ladies love I like a guy with like a Prius (laughing) (falling pancake slaps) You know, very, very, economical Proves he’ll make a good husband Captain Motorcycle thinks Priuses are for pussies Captain Motorcycle thinks he’s awesome You can tell because Captain Motorcycle talks about himself in the third person I’m gonna- I’m gonna go I just gonna – you know I don’t, uh, wanna look at you anymore See ya Captain Motorcycle’s gonna play it off like you were a bitch (laughter)