Christmas with Bubba J | JEFF DUNHAM

Christmas with Bubba J | JEFF DUNHAM

(applause) – How ya doin’ Bubba J? – I’m doin’ pretty good (laughs) – What you been doin’ today? – Same thing I do every weekend, just watchin’ NASCAR and drinkin’ beer. (audience cheers) – Bubba J I understand you’ve
been writing Santa a letter. – Yeah I done it on the computer. – Ah, did you mail it to him? – No
– Why? – My computer won’t fit in the mailbox. Walter’s right you are a dumbass (laughs). – You know Bubba J I took
the opportunity of printing your letter for you.
– Uh-huh. – And I noticed when I printed it the ink was kinda weird. – Uh that’s because I was
runnin’ outta ink so I mixed it with beer. – You mixed beer with the ink? – Yeah and if you smell
that thing when you’re readin’ it you get a contact drunk. (laughter and applause) – I learned that from guitar guy. (cheering) – Beernog. – Beernog how do you make beernog? – Uh well you take a
big ole bowl of eggnog and you pour it down the sink, and then you drink a beer. (laughter) – Well Bubba J I’m very
interested in what you wrote so could you read the letter? – Yeah sure okay
– Alright. (laughter) – Bubba J – Hang on I ain’t done yet. – Bubba J
– I ain’t done yet, – Bubba J, – What, don’t yell at me
you scare me when you yell. You remind me of that
judge on American Idol. – Simon.
– Paula. – What I meant was could you
read the letter out loud? – Duh, okay you didn’t say that. – Alright go ahead. – Okay (clears throat), dear Santa hi it’s me
Bubba J (laughs) that’s me. Remember I was the guy
last Christmas who lit the fireplace just as you
came down the chimney. (laughter) Sorry about your suit and your ass. Next time you should wear
a NASCAR suit (laughs), see it don’t burn. He needs fire retardant tidy whities. – You lit Santa on fire? – No the damn fireplace did. – And what happened? – Whoosh, he burst into flames like Marilyn Manson at a Baptist revival. (laughter and applause) – Bubba J that’s awful. – That’s why I’m still in therapy, it was hard to hear Santa go from ho ho ho to ho ho holy sh(beep). – Why didn’t you grab the
nearest liquid and put him out? – That woulda been a waste of beer. – What about water? – We don’t drink that crap. – So how’d you put him out? – (laughs) I peed on him. (laughter and applause) Yeah I’ve added a new step to that list. – What list? – Stop drop and quit rollin’
around so I can piss on you. – Was anything else
goin’ on during all this? – Yeah my dumbass brother was singing ♪ On the first day of
Christmas Santa was on fire ♪ ♪ And Bubba was a-whizzin’ on his head. ♪ ♪ On the second day of Christmas, ♪ ♪ Santa said to me (muffled yelling). ♪ See his face was all
wrapped up in gauze (laughs) – Bubba J this is terrible. – Well it seemed like it at the time, next day it was funnier than hell. We peed on ourselves laughin’ about it. – Was there anything going
on outside that night? – Outside?
– Yeah. – My cousin Elroy shot Santa’s lead deer. – What? – Well it’s not too
often you see a 12 point buck standing on your freakin’ roof. We ate good for a month. – Did you write more? – Yeah let me see, okay. Also Santa, in place of cookies this year, we’re leaving you deer jerky. Guess where that came from ha ha. The end signed Bubba J. P.S. Just to make sure you know, we moved, not too far the parkin’ brake came loose. (applause) Now we live at 6738.2 (laughs). – So Bubba J after all this are you gonna ask Santa for anything for Christmas? – A beer. – You can ask him for
somethin’ bigger than that. – A beer truck. (cheering.

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  1. It’s been years since I saw this video. I’m so glad I got recommended Jeff Dunham by YouTube so I could go find his old stuff.

    I still remember these jokes. “Ho Ho HolyShit!”

  2. Recipe for beer nog:
    You take a big ol' bowl o' eggnog and you pour it down the sink, and then you can drink a beer 🙂

  3. “Are you going to ask Santa for anything this Christmas?”
    “A beer!”
    “You can ask for something bigger than that.”
    ”Beer Truck”

  4. The funniest part was when he said “it was hard to her Santa go from ho ho ho to ho ho holy shit 😱🤤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  5. “Watching NASCAR & drinking beer!!” I freaking love you Bubba!! I wonder who his favorite driver is. Mine are Jeff Gordon, Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, & Dale Jr.

  6. Hey hey Jeff Dunham! Hilarious post Sir. Bubba J is one of your best puppets. Truly funny routine. Great for the holidays. Shalom Y'all! from Kentucky.

  7. Jeff you are very good you make Bubba j look real
    I'm 37 years old and I still love your shows
    By the way today is Tuesday 26th 2019 time : 01:52 am
    Greetings from Morocco 🇲🇦

  8. “Beer nog, how do you make beer nog?”

    “Well you take a big ol bowl of egg nog, then you pour it down the sink!…. then you drink a beer!”

    That shit had me cracking up 😂

  9. Jeff-“why didn’t you grab the nearest liquid and put him out?”
    Bubba-“that would’ve been a waste of beer”
    Jeff-“what about water”
    Bubba-“we don’t drink that crap”
    That’s when I lost it

  10. Subliminal Santa Revelation Chapters 1 14 Old Testament wanted to be worship as a God on Christ Christmas with ADHD disorder of deceptions denying Christ Christmas. I hate that one eye devil.

  11. There is no love in a Thorn Crown that bleeds upon the Roman's crucifix cross, where's Mary Thorn Crown of whom wanted to be worship as a God in the Roman Catholic Church under the cloak of subliminal Santa Revelation Chapters 1 14 Old Testament

  12. Lol 😆 😆 👍 👍😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😍💛💙💜💓💕💚😅 I love it when he's reading to himself and then he tells him I'm not done yet 🎅🎄🎁💝 I love it when Bubba J says peed on him 🔥😂😂🤕🎅 🍻 🚚

  13. Just saying.
    This is one funny sob.
    BUT what I do not truly understand is that this person taking family pictures .
    This person is touched.

  14. I Luv Jeff & his friends !! Awesome shows I see he's coming to Pittsburgh on December 31 . I told my family is Luv to go see him for my birthday my birthday is Dec 31 1951 . Merry Christmas Happy New Year 🎉 🎈 Luv Always My Friend !! 🥰🤣😀🤟🎉🎁

  15. Bubba J remind me of someone I used to work with omg. He even talks like him. My friend is from Kentucky. His southern accent is just like bubba's lol. So funny. I used to tell him watch this one. And we would watch it together on YouTube and he would be like shut up. Lol. Cuz he knew he Is like him lol

  16. I feel like bubba's was inspired by stone cold Steve Austin haha. Cuz he loves beer too. And he usually came in the ring with a beer truck. Lol. I will def say bubba J was inspired by stone cold.

  17. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

  18. I love captions
    Bubba J: same thing I do every weekend watching NASCAR and drinking beer
    Captions: same thing I do every week engines launching their scar and wrinkly

  19. He's so funny. Seen him in San Antonio two years ago at the att center it was great wish he would do another show here

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