Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed — [original version]

Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed — [original version]

{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex… …the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I’m Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was that all about? Nothing serious I think. It looked like more then that to me, he got all googly eyed. Survey says… …vampire! {{thunder}} I’m sorry, I’m just trying to figure you out… …you’re very difficult for me to– [cut off] I’m the Slayer. Um. S-l-a-y-e-r. Chosen one? Look it up! {{rock music}} You know, I’m on a special diet. What are you doing? Here, at this table, talking to me like we’re some kind of talking buddies? I feel… …very protective of you. Don’t leave. {{phone rings}} Hello? You and I, we are gonna go somewhere, alone. What? No! I’ll do whatever it takes, I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. {{slam phone}} He actually told you, he said I love you? Well I didn’t let him get that far. Buffy I’m really worried, these things can become pretty twisted. Hi. Well– [cut off] Stop trying to see me, and stop calling me! [mutters] Women. You know, being stalked isn’t really a big turn on for girls. {{screeching tires}} Get out. I like watching you sleep, its um, kind of– [cut off] Get out or I will drop you out head first! I just want to try one thing. {{punch}} As if you could out run me! It’s you, your scent. Didn’t anyone ever tell you the whole smelling people thing is a little gross. It’s like a drug to me, you’re like my own personal brand of heroin. Oh my god are you twelve? I’ve killed people before. And you’re sure this isn’t just some fanboy thing… …cause I’ve fought more then a couple pimply overweight vamps who called themselves Lestat. I wanted to kill you… …I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life, are you afraid? No, you know what I feel? Bored! {{breaking glass}} {{breaking glass}} {{dusting}} This transformative work constitutes a fair use of any copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. Media appropriated from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (seasons 1-7) Twilight (2008) Twilight (motion picture soundtrack) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Remixed by Jonathan Mcintosh rebelliouspixels.com

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  1. This makes me want to do a comparison between Edward and Angel. Unfortunately for me, it has been too long since I last watched Buffy, to say whether or not Angel is better, but I am hoping he is.

  2. Love it! Makes me wonder how we got from ass-kicking Buffy in the '90s to self-hating Bella in the '00s. How on earth did we go backward so quickly?

  3. I wanted to make a similar video to this wherein I'm comparing two films with just the clips no other video such as my face or anything, just wondering how one gets away with it; copyright wise.

  4. This is supposed to be interesting and entertaining? I dont get why bad acting mixed with a 90s TV series makes anything worth watching. The only people that even seem to like this crap are people trying to find "sexist agendas" in the Twilight series? Because if that is what you are trying to find, just remember this: The Twilight crap was basically a poor attempt of someone to write a modern Mills & Boon book. The story is crap, the thesis is crap, the idea is crap (I mean vampires shine in the sun?!?!?!?!WTF), not to mention the acting which was such crap it was pathetic. So after all that crap why would you possibly think that the character interactions would be in any way in line with the Modern PC culture? You are watching the wrong crap if that is the case. I didn watch the Twilight series for multiple reasons, but trying to find a feminist reason for not liking this shit, seems a little "late to the show" if you know what I mean.

  5. I don't think I will ever stop loving this video. When the Twilight movies came out, people were either Team Edward or Team Jacob, but I was Team Buffy.

  6. Real Edward , clips? Wake up and write a horror comedy based on such a dream not a romance.😏 Still this after director twist and Patterson why did Hollywood promote this then diss Meyers ?

  7. I'd never noticed the blue-green filter used in the Twilight movies, but now that I have, it's distracting and ugly.

    That inherent problem with the movies aside, this was very clever.

  8. Wait, why is no one talking about how when Buffy makes that comment about stalking, ANGEL is the one stalking her?? Now, I'm not defending Twilight for a second, Edward Cullen and Christian Gray are my NIGHTMARE men. They're terrifying and horrendous. But let's not ignore there was SOME iffy stuff in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as there are in a lot of other movies spoken about by Pop Culture Detective I might add. 🙂

  9. Girls like predatory guys. The only thing that bugged me when I watched the movie when I was younger was when he watched Bella sleep.. creep. The question is, if Bella would've rejected would he'd keep stalking her? Oh.. yeah, he's a stalker, that's another thing that bugged me as a 'kid'. In real life those types of situations could cause big problems…. but it's a fiction so as long as we see this as a fiction it is alright (that't the problem).

    I've read fanfiction and trust me these types of stalking, predatory, obsession and EVEN rape are meant to, can I say, sexually arouse girls. It's actually rare to find romance in fanfictions, because it's hard to write and it requires slow burns, which is long to read.
    I also understood after discovering this ''ABO'' trope that Twilight seems to be inspired by this (Jacob is a werewolf and let's say vampire are also liked) And there's this impregnation/obsession thing..

  10. So satisfying how easy it is to deconstruct the idea of the "sexy vampire romantic lead".

    Even though Buffy as a show (and as a character) was notorious for those, her shutdowns and eventual fed-up stakity murder was TOTALLY in-character. I mean, Edward manages to be creepier than ANGEL, and Angel was actually kind of evil in-canon.


    And this is leaving aside all the vampire mythos bullshit that I won't get into (short version: Twilight vampires are diamond golems that drink blood, not vampires)

    Well done, Pop Culture Detective. SEVERAL gold stars.

  11. I've never seen Buffy (I now really want to) but I have seen Twilight and honestly this was a massive improvement, thank you so much

  12. Wow, this puts so much in perspective! I was wondering why I hated both lead characters so much. Actually I hated the whole movie but most of all I hated Bella and Edward.

  13. I was in an abusive relationship, is a hell get out of that shit and living the ptsd, and the cognitive disonance, well, when recently I was with the specimen he said a lot of those creepy things shown in this video I feel like he was being pathetic talking as if he were reading from somewhere but the people around me said that it was being romantic, I feel unconfortable and I didn´t know why at all for a long time.
    the thing of watching you while you are sleeping happened to me, and if you read about this then you realize that have happened to a lot of survivors of narcisit and psychopats, they talk about how they awake in the night to see their mate watching them with their empty eyes, what i say sound unreal and a lot like an horror movie but being in a relationship like that is the most nearly to being a protagonist of one of those movies.

  14. “Get out or I will drop you head first”
    “I just want to try one thing first”
    sarcastic eyebrow raise
    shot of Edward falling out head first

    My favorite part of this whole thing

  15. Good job !
    Little advice, use the mirror effect on some shots so the 2 charaters look at eath other, and not in the same direction 😉

  16. This is so freakin funny. Love it. Especially love the part where "girls don't like being stalked" freakin hilarious

  17. Just as an aside? Are Oregonians always trying to adjust to the blue filter? I mean seriously, why was the blue, drab filter always over the Twilight scenes? I've been to Oregon. I climbed up Mt. Hood. I didn't notice myself trapped in a blue filter. It pretty much looked like everywhere else, light-wise. The friend I had flown out to visit didn't mention that I'd have to adjust to a blue filter being overlaid upon my vision… though, I suppose that she'd gotten used to it. But I didn't notice any such impact over mine eyes. I'm confused!

    Did the state of Oregon vanish into a blue tinted haze and I just didn't keep up with the news? Wow. I'm totally embarrassed, for sure.

  18. First time i watched twilight as a 13 year old i found edward creepy as hell and understood the memes

  19. Edward's regular type of flirting (sneaking into her room and watching the girl sleep) was exactly the same as Angel's threatening scare tactics of his prey (He watched buffy sleep and drew her picture in bed etc) after he lost his soul.

  20. Back here after a decade, and the nostalgia rush is real. <3

    P.S. The fact that I can get nostalgic thinking about a YouTube video makes me feel so old, but dammit, it's worth it.

  21. A really clever edit that makes for a brilliant little mini-movie. Kudos guys! An excellent (and brilliantly insightful) job-well done! ;>

  22. Can't you NOT resort to violence!

    Lol, just pointing out a flaw in your own common arguments.

    Great vid, some violence isn't always so bad.

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